You have a busy day Boyle

It's hard for me to fathom how messed up you are right now. I don't know your real story, just the nonsense I see sprinkled on the news. I gave you a week and you squandered your opportunity to make this right.

I gave you a second chance, then a final timeline that expires on 8/18. I found a Jeep dealer in Tamaqua; supposedly, you are a king here. It has a few miles but will do.

Here's your itinerary for today. Call Otten Jeep in Tamaqua and write this dealership a check to purchase this Jeep Gladiator and have it put in my name, no forgery, Shanahans please.

Load my new Jeep onto one of your flatbeds and deliver it to the exact location of my stolen Mini. Have your attorney draft an NDA and mail it to me without all of the certified nonsense, and I will mail it back signed.

Leave the keys in the glove box and instruct your driver to get off my property and never return.

At that point, our business will have been concluded and we can get on with our lives; it's not complicated. At that point in time, I will remove every trace of you from my digital life.

Advise your attorney that the NDA is specific to Nicholas Boyle and Northern Keystone Towing. If it includes any provisions for MPD or McAdoo Borough, then I will not sign.