What McAdoo ran out of tow trucks

One of the first thoughts when I hunted down who stole my Mini and found out it was Northern Keystone Towing from Frackville was, what McAdoo ran out of tow trucks.

Then after enlarging a photo from the MPD Facebook page after they entered my stolen Mini in their Halloween Parade, I wanted to know the face lurking in the shadows of the Northern flatbed.

So I summoned my new best friend, AI, and we trolled that face. Turns out that her name is Rosaline Cappel, and she lives in Saint Clair. Her official title is Partner in Service, whatever the hell that means.

In my mind, she's an accomplice to Grand Theft Auto, so I asked the Magic Eight Ball where Saint Clair is in relation to Northern Frackville. It turns out that Northern Keystone Towing is actually in Saint Clair while sensing some sarcasm from my new helper.

My grandfather was a Mason, and I knew nothing of the club other than respect for him, believing he wouldn't waste his time with a voodoo club. Anyway, the Lions Club does amazing work, and I refuse to judge an organization that I know little about.

One thing that I can say for certain is the McAdoo chapter has a cancer.