Things that make you go hmmm #1
Milk, fry pans and my penis
8/19/20251 min read
I purchased this steel fry pan from Amazon for my upcoming adventure and it's perfect. As a matter of fact, if I were young, single, and all that I would need is this pan, a spatula, and a fork, I would be set. The handle is removable, so it can go in the toaster oven, plus by design the handle has a small footprint compared to the pan; in other words, it stays cool.
Next, my penis while still visible. Lately, it has been sending me Morse code, as in an enlarged prostate. I started taking two supplements, Saw Palmetto and Glucosamine, and it helped. I still no longer have the 10-foot stream of an 18-year-old, but when I'm done, there's no hanging around for the rest of the message.
The next revelation is powdered milk. My absolute favorite is a cup of flavored coffee with a healthy pour of half and half. In an effort to change my unhealthy lifestyle, I dropped the cream, and frankly, my coffee suffers. I hate Cremora and did without it. I ran across some powdered milk in my emergency supplies and thought, why not? I didn't mix it with water but used it just like powdered creamer, minus all the chemicals. This worked out so well that I just ordered a bag for my pending adventure.
