The 10 Commandments

I can't remember the last time that I stepped foot in a church. As I sit here contemplating the exciting day that lay before me, I began to wonder how a Catholic rationalizes car theft.

Since I've forgotten the words of wisdom found within the Ten Commandments, I summoned AI for clarification. Turns out that any Catholic who either stole my car or had a hand in that dastardly deed broke numbers 8, 9 & 10. That translates to almost a third of supposedly God's Will.

Now I did summon the help of AI to find out the penance, curious if you could buy your way out since this is a notorious go-to within McAdoo politics to resolve those pesky moral issues. AI corrected me that you could not pay off a priest during the confessional, but if so moved, you could throw in a few extra bucks into the collection plate. Too funny, and the unbiased truth from AI.