Sunday morning Boyle

You have dragged this out to well over 800 days all because you envision yourself as some sort of Patriot Poser when in reality you are nothing but a spoiled brat. I'm definitely in uncharted territory for Schuylkill County corruption and have lots of obvious layman questions.

Since it's Sunday, do you load up the family for Mass for maybe some wafer action? Obviously, I'm considered a heathen in your eyes but thankfully we still qualify for protection under the 14th amendment. What I'm wondering at 4:00 AM is what's the going price to pay off your priest for some confessional forgiveness? Does that contribution cover just the forgiveness for having fucked a 70-year-old defenseless old man, or is there a special price that would allow some wafer action along with that forgiveness?