Shall we play a game

Maybe I'm dating myself, but this was an actual adult toy; it was a black eight ball with a window on top. Shake the ball and ask a question. Observe the question above and answer, then follow along.

500 hours X $300 per hour = $150,000

You left a 70 year old man languish and suffer for over two years. I hope they throw your arrogant ass in prison.

New deal asshole, you have until Monday to purchase a Jeep Gladiator and load it on one of your clown trucks and gently drop in the exact location the stolen Mini was parked. After Monday the offer still stands with the Jeep but gets bumped up $20,000 for a all terrain camper.

This is non-negotiable.