Seniors Plan

Seniors, you have to prepare for all emergencies, everything from a busted water main to a Putin nuke. You have to reset your brain; my cousin Vinny, who brings you milk, might abandon you should the shit hit the fan. Keep strong so you have the strength to kick Vinny's ass at a later date.

You can only survive a few days without water, fear not, Super70Steve has your back. Observe the stats of this small water filter. That's not marketing hype; this is only a little over an inch wide and under 8 inches in length. Are you happy to see me, or is that a water filter in your pocket? 🤔

This unit claims 1,000 gallons of pure life-bearing fluid, all for $22.