PC

PC, short for pussy cat, is a wild kitten I took in, and it took a while for her to come around. Yesterday, she engaged in a staredown with Dufus, each locked in mortal combat, motionless until I looked down and noticed a slight twitch at the end of her tail.

I'm thinking my GS doesn't stand a chance; she is sizing up her mark and contemplating her next move while Dufus is thinking, "I wish I had another hotdog." I like this cat.

PC wanted me to tell the powers that be to shit or get off the pot; I'm ready to go.