MT Wonders WTF-2

I have never been involved with a towing company before and decided to share some of my experience with Northern Keystone Towing; hopefully, it will educate a few of the McAdoo Lemmings that blindly follow our government officials.

Like any business, I'm sure there are both good and bad. Recently, there were new laws created in PA designed specifically for the evil companies referred to as Predators.

In the beginning, I spent weeks trying to find out who towed my car because MPD refused to tell me. I even drove down to the Honorable Edward Tarentelli's office and explained that MPD stole my car and wouldn't tell me who did it, and did she know? She explained that she was unable to get involved for fear of losing her job; a nice lady, so I respected her decision. In retrospect, if someone came into court and accused your Constable of a felony, that should have warranted an audience with the judge.

Eventually, the borough secretary told me, and that's when I sent the first email to Northern. The bottom line is, nobody would tell me for well over 100 days roughly, too tired to verify my records. Eventually, the owner came forward and gave me a list of rules that I needed to follow, and I promptly told him to stick the rules up his ass and that I would not negotiate with a car thief. After that, everyone, including MPD, turned into a ghost.

As a point of fact, when I found that the MPD entered my stolen car in the Halloween Parade, I had no idea where it was. Nothing like public humiliation to announce that we still have your car.

Since I never received an itemized bill, I decided to estimate my bill from the time it was stolen until it was used as an MPD float. It was 563 days times $75 for Northern storage fees, which equals $42,225, and that's a conservative estimate.

Hopefully, they would have taken something off the bill as compensation for the new parts they stole from my Mini.