Mckinley Spencer you have mail #3

This special offer is only for you because I doubt you have deep pockets like Boyle, who unfortunately has placed himself in a witness protection program that humble old men fail to grasp. Years ago, we just referred to it as a "pussy."

The King of Tamaqua's offer was for a new Gladiator in my driveway, and I would graciously agree to sign an NDA. Your offer is the same, but I found a respectable Jeep from Tamaqua that's used.

If you find this funny, consider you're running out of time; now that's funny.