King Boyle you disappeared again
Where's my Jeep Gladiator asshole
8/21/20251 min read


Nicholas, you disappeared again. I contacted your buddy Senator Argall to find out how to report a forged auto title, but he never replied. You'd think, after the several $500 contribution you made, he would have sent a reply admonishing you from all reproach, but silence.
I still do not see my Jeep Gladiator parked in my driveway; it's going to happen; you're in denial.
Feel free to contact me 24/7 at mpdvilcheck@gmail.com should you feel the need to bond. What I'm wondering at this moment is what lies a professional car thief would tell his family when they ask, "Why did you fuck that old man?"