I'm a gold prospector

It's 5:40 AM and I'm finally getting tired, so I put on a YouTube video to fall asleep. I ended up going to bed with a smile; the guy looks like me if I had a long beard.

Even funnier, if I envision what parts of my adventure might look like, this would be it. Plus, it's informative if you're curious about gold prospecting. The reason I watched this is that my gold detector is being used. Watch the small gold that this machine picks up buried under 2 inches of rock.

If you're interested, the gold price today is $3,336 an ounce. Naturally, at this moment in time, I'm thinking, where the heck is my car?