I hear you knocking

Our government has spent a small fortune over the years analyzing and enacting laws designed to make life for those with one foot in the grave a peaceful and dignified last few years.

Unfortunately, McAdoo and Schuylkill County have decided that these laws meant to stop senior abuse are a waste of time. The recent heatwave brings back painful memories of Chief DiVirgilio issuing me a ticket during a heatwave last year for not picking up a small pile of construction debris. I have several health concerns that I could have easily died from heat stroke. Naturally, DiVirgilio issued another ticket within 72 hours just to satisfy another lust for harassment; I wish I knew why.

I made a decision to move forward with my life, which includes moving from McAdoo. Yes, DiVirgilio, you earned your bonus from Mayor Vilcheck. Recently, I have received two "packages" that require me to sign.

Let me explain old age to the mentally challenged in McAdoo. I recently pinched a nerve in my back; it's an ongoing thing and none of your business. That's why we have federal and state laws, so I do not have to waste my time constantly begging for understanding.

As mentioned earlier, I live in a big house and am currently up all night in pain. To the legally challenged trying to get my attention, when you send something certified requiring a signature, it falls on deaf ears. Granted, I could pop a few more pain pills and sprint down to the post office, but I have decided you can kiss my ass instead.

I spent two years kissing everyone's ass, including the Slusser Law Firm, only to have it fall on deaf ears, often scolding me never to contact Slusser or McAdoo again. It takes brass balls to reach out to me.

Here are my conditions for communication: one, return my car. Why would I accept maybe a court notice when you stole my car and can't make the court date, losing by default? I accept email, which is my preferred method of communication, and regular post service minus the extra bullshit. Trust me, I am not shy and will respond, provided communication works both ways.

Just a thought from an old man, but Slusser really should change their slogan to "...we will do whatever it legally takes to make sure you get the justice you deserve."