How the little people spot

That's a tough one. How do the poor, unable to afford legal counsel, tell if there is an investigation into the very part of government in which they reside?

If they only speak in coded messages while on the phone, often referred to as blowing smoke up a taxpayer's ass, and they refuse hard copy conversation, that's an intriguing question.

Super70Steve's tech tip for Schuylkill County survival would be to invest in a Ouija Board or use the site traffic provided by your web host. It's not foolproof, but there are slight indications where Big Brother might be trolling you during an investigation.