Getting to old for this shit

I canceled my Facebook account because I felt it was a waste of what little time I had left. Then it occurred to me that I had no window into the community where I paid taxes for over 25 years, so I started another account; what a waste of time.

I visited the MPD Facebook page to see the route the Labor Day parade would take, and literally nothing. It’s like the MPD didn’t exist after 2021.

Strange, I’d give a shout-out to my neighbors, but evidently, I’m the McAdoo Boogeyman—too funny.

If anyone catches a glimpse of my stolen Mini in the Labor Day Parade, I’d appreciate a photo.