Face the wheel

I decided it was time to back up my hard drive and came across this ticket. This was the ticket that I honestly thought was bogus. I frantically searched every government person I could find to see who wrote this and no one had heard of Officer 86.

To me, it looked like some crackhead got his hands on a few tickets and was messing with me. Look how it's scribbled out, unsafe jack stands, that was bullshit; these were 6-ton stands. It wasn't until I was in court that I found out it was a violation of the Quality of Life Ordinance.

I even barged in on a Zoning Hearing and asked if anyone knew this person, and not one single person could identify Officer 86. I now know I was being set up.

It's bad enough the MPD ignores the legality of 72-hour tickets, but this asshole jumped from the first $25 offense and went for the $100 bonus round. You are a bunch of thieving bastards.