Corrupt politicians not the only thing to fear

While cleaning my files of useless McAdoo junk, I came across all of my pollution photos of McAdoo. Pollution, you say? I don't see any, but unfortunately, there are two Superfund sites—one in my backyard from local individuals dumping chemicals into old mine boreholes, cheaper than safe and legal disposal.

It would surprise you to realize the coal fly ash buried all around you. Recently, I read an article where they are considering digging it back up for the rare minerals left behind. So, as I leave this magnificent borough, I want to extend a special thank you.