Burning Man

While searching for interesting places to visit Burning Man kept coming up so I watched a few videos. I am not a fan of technology music but hell I'll spend a night hoping up and down to techno while twirling some nite sticks covered in dayglow. The acres of beautiful women dressed in grung helps to sell the package.

Not so fast you senior party junky that techno trip will cost you $500 to $2000 for a ticket plus I think your car needs a ticket which is sort of necessary since it's in the middle of the desert.

After thinking about this and the whole experience I figure I can do McAdoo Burning Man for under $50. First find one of the many remote and deserted hot springs and set out your powered speaker but instead of techno I'm thinking some retro 80's. Next comes my Burning Man effigy, large sandlewood insense will work. One case of craft beer, chilled plus one legally sourced blunt. Probably leaves enough for dayglow nitsticks.

If you are on your own adventure and stumble upon a naked old hippy shaking his thing to Devo stop bye and say hello but beep first so I can put on some pants.