Boyle you are so fucked 1

I was left frantically searching for my Mini for one month to the day since it was stolen. This old man is funny like that; some asshole tells you that you can't have your car without a really good reason is a thief.

This was it; everyone ignored this old man for 450 days until I was introduced to the pompous King of Tamaqua, Nick, and his fucking 9 commandments.