Blood suckers

Most of the German Shepherds I've known are not a big fan of flipping them over to check the undercarriage, so I spotted a few fleas and placed two of those lighted flea traps around her bed.

As I watch her tonight, she's panting like she's in distress, so I flip her over and she's loaded underneath. Now the problem, Chief, is you helped Borchick steal my car, and the last bus into Hazleton is 5 PM, but with no return trip.

So I was packing for my adventure because I'm still going even if it's in a 200,000-mile Carlotta piece of junk that I could pick up for a grand. While packing, I discovered a bottle of PERMETHRIN 10% that I used to spray my clothes for ticks.

So I contacted the AI Genius for the question posted below. The answer was yes, and I mixed 0.5 ounces of 10% with 19 ounces of water. Now, Dufus is not a fan of spray bottles, and after a brief wrestling match, I nuked those belly monsters.

About an hour later, I couldn't see her breathing and thought I had killed her; turns out she was soundly sleeping. Now if you're an idiot and can't comprehend this ratio, skip it and buy pre-made at Amazon.