I have no real plans as to where I will find my new home. After spending 30 years in McAdoo, the thought of spending my final years in this polluted and corrupt borough keeps me up at night. My intention is to travel this beautiful country for a while and see what fits. I purchased a Federal Senior Park pass that will allow me to camp on a quarter million acres; technically, I can do this until the day I die.

My first plan is to see as many beautiful locations as this country has to offer. Considering that I am leaving McAdoo, this should be an easy task.

The first item on my checklist is warmth for this old arthritic body. Whoever said hard work never killed anyone obviously never did any hard work. Next would be to avoid any community that embraces a communist doctrine like McAdoo's Quality of Life ordinance. If I am unable to find my Goldilocks community, then I plan on becoming a Snowbird and following the ideal temperature as the seasons change.