You Rotten Bastards

Dear McAdoo Neighbors,

I am going to make this short, after this investigation is complete I intend to hire an attorney to sue McAdoo Borough, Daniel Borchick, DiVirgilio, Northern Keystone Towing and every McAdoo resident that had a hand in this.

If I do not see funds deposited into my GoFundMe, check sitting in my mail box or a new truck sitting in my driveway by Monday morning the amount will $200,000.

I started this GoFundMe for the benefit of McAdoo. I will receive reimbursement one way or another, I offered you an easy offramp without the inevitable embarrassment soon to follow. Place the appropriate funds as penance for your evil transgressions into the account, I sign a non-disclosure agreement or NDA and life goes on. Unfortunately this would eliminate lawyers, sacrilegious.

Hope everyone had a great time at the Halloween parade, unfortunately the price of admission will be future lawsuits and living the rest of your life with potholes.