MT has rules

Not that long ago I received a pompous list of dos and don’ts from the car thief at Northern Keystone Towing. I am pretty sure I told him to take the list and stick it up his ass although don’t quote me. Then I started thinking that MT needs a list, so after much deliberation this is what I came up with to turn a 450-day investigation clusterfuck into a week or two.

  1. If you don’t have the balls to tell me that I am wasting your time, make something creative up. Do not string me along thinking I will go away. Tell me the truth so this old man can move along to the next asshole.
  2. See rule #1

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