Mini Me Gnome

After rethinking the day Officer Dumb Ass issued an arrest warrant for the McAdoo Terrorist a few things have come to mind.

At one point early in on the 4-way conversation with COM center, PASP, MPD and myself I said to DiVirgilio, “Come and get me” his immediate response was, ‘Are you threatening me?”. I seriously think mom dropped this one on his head. At the time I was sitting on my deck steps watching my dog take a shit thinking, this is going to take a while since the dog just took a shit now would be a good time to get this done and over, what a dumb ass.

The second thing I remember is that all during the conversation I kept hearing breathing while DiVirgilio was talking. Only two things could account for this:

  1. DiVirgilio is literally a real dummy with a ventriloquist hand up his ass or…
  2. McAdoo’s Mini Me was sitting on his lap listening in on the conversation.

If any of the powers that be acquire a copy of the conversation, I will post and you be the judge.


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One response to “Mini Me Gnome”

  1. No comments over the Officer 86 Garden Gnome comparison. If Officer 86 was standing in your garden with a pointy red hat it’s the first thing you would think of 🙂

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